‘Darius’s Emotional Support Rock’
This scepter is broody. It’s emotionally unavailable. It’s full of fire magic and unresolved childhood trauma. Red moonstone is the ultimate “I swear I’m fine” crystal—just like Darius. Dyed red, because subtlety is for people without dragon wings and trust issues.
**Crystal Truth Bomb:** Yes, it’s dyed. No, it doesn’t ruin the vibes. It still slaps magically.
Put this next to your books to let guests know you're deep into fantasy and even deeper into emotionally damaged men with power complexes.
Weight: 4.9 oz.
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Magical but Not a Miracle Cure (a.k.a. the Fine Print): Crystals are sparkly little mood boosters, not licensed healers. They’re here to support your vibe—not replace doctors, meds, or actual therapy (we love you, but we’re not that kind of witch). Also: Every crystal is unique, just like your favorite morally gray character. Colors and patterns may vary slightly from the photos because nature doesn’t do copy-paste.
